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I tell them one thing and do another when they aren't looking.
As long as I've got some use for them, I'll keep them in the loop.
All are equal. And all should listen to me.
Since they're well-meaning but ill-effective, I have a tender spot for them.
They're all just different faces to me.
It's my duty-and honor-to serve them.
Will I still be a part of the brotherhood?
Although I'm not the most agile person, I'm always ready to see the world's wonders.
Story of my life.
As long as I get to free people and drive fancy vehicles.
As long as I can make some money out of it.
Nothing can distract me from my journey towards the corner office.
I'd try troubleshooting. If that doesn't work, I'd burn down the old server and go build a new one.
I'd have whoever caused the serve crash fired (as long as it wasn't me, of course).
No troubleshooting-I'd insist on installing an entirely new app server.
I'd troubleshoot with one hand and handle furious users with the other.
I'd join hands with other SysAdmins and troubleshoot.
I'd stay absolutely cool headed since I know where the backup is.
A place to conquer and scale up the ladder.
A place that wants to stop me from being wild.
A place to celebrate and enjoy the finer things in life.
A place from which you can pursue your own passions.
A place where everyone is free to live their life.
A place to rally around your colleagues and get work done.
I don't have any secrets, but people always assume that I'm up to something.
I actually do have a name.
Going against my workplace vows, I had a romantic relationship once.
I've got something hatching in my desk.
I've destroyed a lot of my own to get to this position.
Secrets? I've got too many to count.
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